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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUSTRALIA. VOTE HER OFF ALREADY! DO WE REALLY WANT TO BE HUMILIATED ON WORLD IDOL?!?
FUCK. CHANEL IS A POSER AND A SKANK WHO THINKS SHE'S NOT CONFORMING. A NON-CONFORMER WOULDN-T BE ON AUSTRALIAN IDOL. GET OVER YOURSELF AND FUCK OFF. BEFORE I KILL YOU.

Piper Quinn is SWAMPED with assignments and is trying to break her addiction to online journals.
HOWEVER, she has something very important to say:
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ADRIAN HOOD GET INTO AUSTRALIAN IDOL?!?
What is wrong with the voting public?
He was so great. Great voice and adorable.
He should have been the new Guy Sebastian.
All my voting was in vain.
Now I have the phonebill from hell and he didn't even get in.
And don't even get me started on the judges...
Emilia? Come on...

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: So. Very. Pissed. Off.
Looking: Pissed off, not surprisingly...
Quote In My Head: "Daniel Belle looks violent. He has... the cold, dead eyes of a killer." -My mother. Who is turning more and more into Sharon Osbourne everyday...
Pondering: What retarded people would choose Emilia and even Marty over Adrian? It just blows my mind... Death.
Wanting: Take a guess...

Kudos to Big Brother evictee Merlin who made a statement about something he believed deeply in.
For those of you who may have no idea what I'm talking about, a quick overview of the Sunday night happenings: Merlin was evicted, and while making his way to the stage, he put black masking tape on his mouth and held up a sign that said 'free the refugees'. He then refused to give an interview and just sat in silence, holding his sign.

Contrary to popular belief, Piper Quinn knows this was not just an attention seeking action. Merlin himself was a refugee and has strong political beliefs in regards to the issue. What better way to make his feelings known than on national tv?

Merlin was never one of Piper Quinn's favourites in the house, but this incident has given him definate credibility.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Like I'm being sucked into the reality tv sinkhole yet again.
Looking: Tired. 1 assignment to go and I'm finished with semester 1. THANK GOD.
Quote In My Head: it's not really a quote but, 'a dominant term stands metonymically for all terms in the system; and a dominant metonymic relationship smong terms stands metonymically for all relationships' -the definition of 'myth' in my ICCS text book. Now, I ask you, what the fuck does it mean?
Pondering: Why there were only about 15 other people in the cinema when I went to see 'Dawn of the Dead'? It's a fucking good movie and Sarah Polley is awesome.
Wanting: My BETA to check her email. Before I smite her with my sword of wrath. Or send her an abusive text message... either way.
Also wanting: Lorne NOT to kill Lindsey on Angel. What the HELL is up with that?! At least he made it through most of season 5, which is more than I can say for Cordelia... And they were supposed to hook up, in Piper Quinn's mind they should have hooked up back in season 1... Damn Joss Whedon, it's Teresa and Joel all over again.

When will the hell that is first semester end?
Piper Quinn wants to shoot herself in the head.
Maybe I wont die, maybe it'll be just like a home made lobotomy.
That sounds so good right now, all my troubles would just fade right away.

Weird fact: The 'touch it' guy from 'Scary Movie' is now a teacher on Boston Public.
Ahem.

So Piper Quinn Do You Want To Talk About It?
Feeling: Tired. If only there were enough hours in the day for Piper Quinn to get some sleep.
Looking: Like absolut vodka. Not really, I'm running on an average of three hours sleep a night. I look like crap and now I'm talking it too...
Quote In My Head: 'Just touch it.' That guy is not a teacher... it just doesn't work.
Pondering: Why I aren't I doing my assignments? Piper Quinn, you are going to FAIL.
Wanting: More Joel and Teresa. They had the BEST Joel-dreaming-about-him-and-Teresa-hooking-up scene. It was so choice. KELLY SUCKS.

PS Piper Quinn watched 'A Clockwork Orange' again. You would think Jeremy Renner could have found a better influence. Brother. SHUT UP.

Piper Quinn watched the new Britney Spears video in her Communication and Cultural Studies tutorial.
Could she be any more full of bullshit?
Newsflash: Your whole 'I'm such a victem and I'm gonna kill myself' thing doesn't work. Why? Because nobody gives a fuck.
Wanna top yourself? Go ahead. Go with God. Be my fucking guest.
And Stephen Dorff, you sad bastard, you have sunk to new levels.
You were cool in 'Blade' and 'Entropy', you had so much potential, but a Britney video? What the fuck happened to you?
Britney doesn't deserve you.
Or at least she didn't until you got so crap.

So Piper Quinn Do You Want To Talk About It?
Looking: at Stephen Dorff in a whole new, fucked up light.
Feeling: So very relieved that it's friday and that Uni finished in a week. Three more assignments and Piper Quinn is looking at six weeks of sweet, sweet nothing.
Quote In My Head: A.J.: 'What's with you today? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Kung Fu guy from The Karate Kid. What's with you today?'
Lucas: 'What's with today, today?'- Empire Records. (open 'til midnight, this is Mark)
Pondering: Why does the Harvard referencing system consecutively SUCK and BLOW!?
Wanting: Stephen Dorff to redeem himself. INTERVENTION!

p.s. Eric: If you ever refer to Christina Aguilera as a skank ever again, in any context, I shall be forced to smite you. Don't think I'm joking.

Brand new obsession: 'Boomtown', or more accurately Joel and Teresa hooking up on 'Boomtown'.
Bet you didn't see that one coming.
They almost did in season 1 in the ambulance, except that it was all in Teresa's head. Which TOTALLY SUCKED.
Piper Quinn heard it got axed, but that's ok because she has written her very own plotline for what should be the last episode.
~Teresa wakes up one day and realises that everything was just a dream. She and Joel DID hook up in the ambulance that day and then they eloped in Hawaii and she adopted Joel's son and they lived happily ever after.
And Joel's crappy wife Kelly just went away... Somewhere. Far, far away.~
Piper Quinn bets this completely kicks the REAL final episode's ass.

Saw Troy.
Brad Pitt, Eric Bana and Garrett whateverhisnameis were so fiiiine. Orlando Bloom was a runt.
My favourite part of the movie was when Paris (Bloom) has to fight Menelaus but he can't because he SUCKS and then starts to cry, crawls over to Hector and hugs his brother's leg.
Piper Quinn also hated the fact that although the WHOLE GODDAMN WAR WAS PARIS AND HELEN'S FAULT nobody seemed to care.
HECTOR: Yeah, because of you two I'm going to have to fight the greatest warrior in history and I'll eventually die. But whatever, that's cool.
HECTOR'S WIFE: Well, it's your fault my husband's dead and my son wont have a father but that's ok. I wont say anything.
PRIAM: My runty, asshole youngest son destroyed my entire city and was the catalyst for my death but it's ok. Really.
I could go on.
Paris really needed to be punched in the face.
Let's move on.

So Piper Quinn Do You Want To Talk About It?
Feeling: Like I really need to find some Troy parodys. Let the Bloom bashing begin.
Looking: Cold. Winter is officially here. Piper Quinn, put the mini skirts away...
Quote In My Head: Lucas: 'Joe, I think it's going to be ok.'
Joe: 'And what makes you think that?'
Lucas: 'Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.'
-Lucas and Joe from 'Empire Records'
Pondering: Why hasn't Elle been kicked off of Big Brother yet? I really hate her.
Wanting: A Joel and Teresa wedding. Kelly, please. Just fuck off already.

Piper Quinn is not really dead, it just seemed that way...
Many things to say...
New Paradise hotel favourites: Zack, Andon and Amy. They should have won. Andon is tres hot.

Chapter 3 of Sliding Into Apathy is finally up and so very full of angst...

Piper Quinn went to see Butterfly Effect play at the uni bar last week and they were SO GOOD. Piper Quinn was right at the front and got incrediably crushed but it was worth it. Better yet, I got invited to see their soundcheck because we all got there so early AND got to talk to the band AND got their signitures. Officially the best day of my life. Clint is a God. That is all.

Loved Dave Hughes last night on The Glass House, especially all the things he had to say about the Bulldogs Football Club rape alligations.
Do they deserve an apology? Dave Hughes: "Well, yes. I'm sorry that they didn't get charged."

HATING the 25% student fees increase. Must I be even more in debt than I already am?

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Revitalised. Thank God for mid-semester break. I'm ready to get out of bed before 2pm and look at my uni email for the first time in 3 weeks. That'll last about 2 days...
Looking: Bored. Probably because I am...
Quote In My Head: "But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day and I say What The Hell Am I Doing Drinking In L.A. at 26" - Drinking In L.A. lyrics, Bran Van.
Pondering: For those of you who have seen 'Elephant' what the hell was with Benny? Was he trying to tackle the blonde shooter or was he just a tad fucked up?
Wanting: For Chris on Charmed to stop being such an asshole. Someone needs to punch that kid in the face. Like, right now. Go.

Keith kicked off Zack from Paradise Hotel and must now die a slow and painful death.
That is all.

Piper Quinn's current obsessions:
*Paradise Hotel (esp. Zack, Scott [so over Beau], Amy, Kristin and Toni)
*Spike on Angel. He's back and better than ever. "If wishes were horses." Haha.
*Camille from American Idol, especially when she sang One Last Cry - http://www.idolonfox.com/contestants/camile_velasco/
*Getting Cat and Ben kicked off The Hothouse. I really hate them.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Looking: forward to the mid-semester break. It's only been 5 weeks, but it wont come a moment too soon...
Feeling: Worn out. All this hating takes alot out of you.
Quote In My Head: "Why is is that no matter how uptown we go, we always end up at some stanky hole in the middle of the night?" -Gunn from Angel.
Pondering: Why are we only up to episode 12 of P.H. in Australia? No I already know that fucking Keith, Tara and Charla win. VOMIT.
Wanting: Zack and Scott. Yes, both of them.

I love Paradise Hotel.
It's the new Temptation Island.
I know I should be burned at the stake for saying that, but I am completely obsessed.
I have also completely changed my mind about the guys.
I still love Toni and Amy, but I am also currently amored with Zack (!) and Beau.
This all came about during today's episode in which Matt sadly got evicted, and Toni and horrible Dave got in a cat fight.
Dave fans; change the channel now, because you are not going to like what I have to say.
Dave is the most RETARDED, PATHETIC, TWO-FACED, ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Piper Quinn gets worked up about things, but this goes beyond annoyance.
Piper Quinn wants Dave to DIE.
And the freaks are taking over, LIKE MOLD.
First Dave corrupted the oh-so-corruptable crying girl (aka Charla) and now they've infected the new girl.
It's like this revolting little clique.

Anyway, Toni and Asshole-Dave got into a fight, Toni kicked his ass, and was backed up by the lovely Amy, Zack and Beau.
Zack was particularly good and Piper wanted him bad.
Gee, Asshole-Dave, where were your little followers then? Huh? Nobody had your back, YOU didn't even have the balls to have your own back.
Death to Dave.
Unfortunately, Piper Quinn knows that Paradise Hotel has already finished in the states and knows that Asshole-Dave and his deciple Charla win.
How vile is that?

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Unhealthily involved in reality tv.
Looking: Homicidal. I need like a bow... and some arrows...(Haha.)
Quote In My Head: 'Game on, Cuz.' - Zack from Paradise, to Asshole-Dave. It sounds really crap, but it was good at the time. It did the trick, Dave nearly had a nervous breakdown.(Haha.)
Pondering: How the fuck did Dave and Charla win? Asshole-Dave? He doesn't win... He doesn't win anything, that just fucks with the whole 'Loser' concept. WHAT KIND OF A WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN?!?
Wanting: Zack to beat the living crap out of Asshole-Dave. Again and Again. (Haha.)

It has been an eventful past couple of weeks, but Piper Quinn has finally come to her senses and realised that there are more important things in the world than just getting an education.
Therefor she has been writing frantically today, churning out the third chapter of 'Sliding Into Apathy' rather than doing her subject reading... Who needs a job, when you can write fan fiction?
Right?

Right?...
Anyway, the chapter should be out soon, once it has been completed and run past Piper Quinn's long suffering BETA.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Optimistical. Yes, it's a word. Shut your mouth.
Looking: Out for weird, ugly, jumping bugs which have infested my house... So. Very. Vile.
Quote In My Head: 'All Uni does is teach you the bloody obvious.' My ccs lecturer. Haha.
Pondering: Can I manipulate my friends, so that they go to see Butterfly Effect (the band, not the crappy movie. Ahem.) on different nights, so I can go twice without being a loner?... It's the perfect plan.
Wanting: To hear 'Fuck it (I don't want you back' by Eamon over and over again. God I love that song.

Piper Quinn just saw the preview to the movie 'The Butterfly Effect'.
Two thing struck her as strange and annoying.
1) Is it me, or does Ashton Kutcher look like a wannabe version of Gale Harold in this movie? Kinda like in movies where there's the really hot, perfect, older brother and then there's the less hot, slightly defective, younger brother (that would be Ashton. Like, duh...)
Memo to Ashton; Thou shall never be Brian. Give it up, brother. (Piper Quinn morphes into Jeremy Renner. God help her...)

2) Just because most Americans have NO FRIGGIN IDEA who the band The Butterfly Effect is, does not give people the right to just STEAL their NAME. The movie shall never live up to the name. NEVER.
but they'll never take our freedommmmm...

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Outraged. Damn you name-stealing-non-Gale Harold-freaks.
Looking: Shiny and new with a french manicure. If I smudge it, I'm gonna kill myself.
Quote In My Head: "I'm not a validictorian, but I play one on the tv..." -Reality Bites. Now that Piper Quinn is a uni student, the movie had become her bible.
Pondering: Who does Ashton Kutcher think he's fooling? You're not stylish, you think wearing a baseball cap bachwards is the height of fashion. Brian Kinney would have you SHOT.
Wanting: Broadband. So. Very. Slowwwwww. I'm gonna go postal...

Angel got cancelled.
Noooooo.
The Buffy saga is well and truly over.
This is fucked up for a number of reasons.
We just got Spike back and I don't kno what we're gonna do without our monthly fix.
AND Buffy got this big dramatic, climatic ending and I think we all expected the same from Angel.
AND I was just begining to love Fred and hoping she would get down and dirty with Spike... once he gets past the whole ghost thing.
AND Lindsey came back, finally.
AND I can't think of anything else at 2am, but THE LIST COULD GO ON.
Who's pissed off?

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Don't ask, my head will just EXPLODE.
Looking: Like my head's just about to EXPLODE.
Quote In My Head: 'I know ho you feel. I'm not a werewolf but I'm a monster too.'
'So what... You're like, a Frankenstein?'
'What!? No!' -Angel and the new girl (who sucks)on tonights episode.
Pondering: What the hell am I gonna write fan fiction about now? Apart from the currently non-existant Harry Potter fic... I'll get it done... one day...
Wanting: Spike. And a life... A life would be good...

Piper Quinn is LOVING the new adds for Levis Red Tabs.
The one with the girl and two guys getting chased by a bull. Love the people, love the music, love the concept.
Go to http://www.lucire.com/2004a/0219ll0.shtml cos it's fucking awesome.

Anyway, to balance out all that love, Piper Quinn has hated registration for uni. Register? Uni students don't do that, they just sit on the lawn and play hackey.
Right?

Fuck. Piper Quinn might actually have to do some work...

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Suicidal. Could they make registering just a LITTLE BIT MORE COMPLICATED?.
Looking: Worse for wear. Seriously...
Quote In My Head:'You scream like a symphony' Clint Boge: I love you to the point of stalking, but your lyrics are going to give children nightmares...But that's ok because I don't like children...
Why do people run from me?
Pondering: Again, Why do people run from me?
Wanting: Butterfly effect to come back to Adelaide which they are in April (supposedly). So very much yay.

Piper Quinn has a tattoo.
It's pretty and it's 'to dream' in French and it's on her back.
Piper Quinn wants another one but first she needs mind altering substances. It'll be so much less scary then...
Anyway.
Piper Quinn's good friend Sally gave her the S.W.A.T. dvd on Friday.
I've only watched it about 600 times...
Such a fucking bad movie, but such fucking hot guys it's not funny.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Grateful for air conditioning. Enough of this weather...
Looking: Tired, hungover, bored, I could keep going...
Quote In My Head: 'Brother' I love Jeremy Renner, but must he say 'brother' at the end of every goddamn sentence? YOU'RE NOT BLACK, DEAL. He should just not talk. He would be the perfect guy if he just stood there and did nothing, just occasionally breathing. Like a zombie. Just. Don't Speak.
Pondering: Will Sally still be my friend If I just don't give her back S.W.A.T.? it gets released here at the end of next month but I can't wait that long. Who needs friends? I have Colin Farrell and Jeremy Renner. Who should never talk again.
Wanting: to go watch S.W.A.T. With the sound turned off...

Ok.
Piper Quinn just finished watching Paradise Hotel.
Yes, I'll admit it. I am a reality tv junkie.
It's like heroin. You hate it, but you just can't friggin stop.
Actually, it's like being at a party with peole you hate, but you just can't find your car keys so your stuck there.

Anyway, as you can imagine there are many things wrong with Paradise Hotel.

The guys are up themselves and don't appreciate the few good women on the show eg Toni and the chick with the short hair.

One girl on the show just keeps cru=ying for no good reason. Someone other than her, who she only knew for ONE DAY gets evicted: cries. She screws everyone over and steals some chicks roommate: cries. Everyone hates her cos she's a skank and she called the only guy who DID like her the wrong name while she was vomiting in the sand: cries.
Do you see the pattern developing here?

The people that apply are FUCKING IDIOTS.
For those of you who are lucky enough not to know what the hell the show is about here's the deal:
PARADISE HOTEL 101; every week one person gets evicted and the contestants then get to interview two new people and choose the one they like more to come on over.
Anyway, this one asshole gets interviewed and manages to either insult or offend every contestant.
Hello? Brain activity? Yes, be a jerk and make everyone want to kill you, you'll definately get their vote then....
Guess who they chose? NOT HIM.
Surprise.
And the asshole actually looked surprised.
What? The peole you just verbally abused didn't pick you to hang out with them? Nooooo.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Dumber for watching Paradise Hotel. My brain cells commited suicide.
Looking: Like a true fan in my Butterfly Effect t-shirt. I nearly cried when it had to go in the wash, but I have it back now so everything is ok...
Quote In My Head: "I said nice Bruv!" - Jip from 'Human Traffic' a damn good movie. Also from a t-shirt at Big Day Out, Piper was close to mugging the guy for it.
Pondering: Why did the crying girl vomit in the sand? They just failed to explain it... she was just there. In the sand. Throwing up. Haha.
Wanting: February to go on for ever and ever so Piper Quinn will never have to go to Uni and do... work. It's enough to make Piper Quinn want to vomit. In the sand...

The Piper Quinn guide to.....
BIG DAY OUT.

THE GOOD:
*dancing like I had dropped copious amounts of acid in the Dandy Warhols mosh.
*getting fucking incredible photos of Clint from The Butterfly Effect because he graciously posed for Piper Quinn while she paparazzi-ed him from the mosh. More than once! So hot.... so shirtless and tattooed.... Orgasm.
*the oh-so-good merchandise. Butterfly effect t-shirts, 'arms are made for hugging the Dandy Warhols' t-shirts, Che Guevara badges... what more could you want? Apart from Clint...
*being able to catch the last 30 mins of the Dandys after Butterfly effect. Love love loved Bohemian Like You and We Used To Be Friends live.

THE BAD:
*The damn security guards getting in the way of Piper Quinn's photos. I know you're only doing your job, but kindly get the fuck out of the way.
*people crying after they see their favourite bands. What is UP with that? So not down...
*The 50 billion beachballs getting thrown around. So. Very. Annoying. Piper Quinn was one beach ball away from going postal.

THE UGLY:
*getting felt up quite wickedly by some scary guy in the Butterfly mosh. If Piper Quinn had the ability to move at the time she would have smacked him one. Piper Quinn made do with elbowing him. Frequently. Enjoy the bruises freak boy.

ps Piper Quinn slept in her Butterly Effect t-shirt.

The Dandy Warhols and The Butterfly Effect are playing at the same time. Death.

There is no God.

piper quinn is dressing up for the big day out. not really. she is wearing fishnets though. becuse she is so punk. hahahaha. anyway i'm tired and am excited about the big day out becuase it's the last time i'll be a sensible and normal person before starting my arts degree which will turn me into a hobo living at a bust stop rambling about how mars was once secretly owned by my history lecturer. it could have happened.... *eyes squint and i become paranoid*
reflecting on the last entry, piper quinn belives she is turning into australia's micheal moore. yay! i love that guy!

So Piper Quinn do you wanna talk about it?
Feeling: so rad and hardcore about going to the big day out. once again: hahahaha
Looking: faaaaabulous in my work clothes. not really. i really should change. I SMELL BAD. lucky this is the internet and you can't see me actually.
Quote in my Head: "welcome to the arts info day. there's nothing much you need to know except that engineering students are bad and you are better than them."- the arts infor day speech. it made me laugh, especially because my engineering studying friend said he would blow up the arts faculty- this means war...
Pondering: What will happen if the butterfly effect and the dandy warhols play at the same time at the big day out?!?!?! it can't happen, it JUST CAN'T!!! *head explodes*
Wanting: a life. and your ass. but mainly just a life.

Piper Quinn went to see 'The Last Samurai'.
Now tell me this, how is it that Nathan whatever (or is it Daniel Kaffee? Oh, trick question; same character, different name and era...) is not only accepted by the Japanese, but actually gets it on with the woman who's husband he killed?
HELLO?!?
White man triumphs again.

And here's what really gets me, not only does he become a Samurai, but as a white man he naturally becomes THE GREATEST SAMURAI OF THEM ALL. You know, let's just ignore the GIGANTIC BATTLE WOUND which received little medical attention, and the fact that he trained for LESS THAN A YEAR while the REAL Samurai's have been training THEIR WHOLE LIVES.
That's obviously irrelevant because he's white.
It's the same thing again and again. Look at 'The Last Of The Mohicans'. Daniel Day Lewis's character grows up with a Native American tribe, then turns out to be the greatest and best of them all. Why? Duh, he's WHITE.

Then there's movie's like 'Black Robe' which tell the REAL story. About how white man was wrong and got everyone killes with naivity and general jackassedness.
Wait a minute. White man? Wrong? Whaaat?
It's all in the movie, my friends. Never heard of the film? Well, that might have something to do with it not being ANYWHERE NEAR as popular as 'The Last Of The Mohicans'.
You want the truth? You can't HANDLE the truth.
And where might one find this so called 'Black Robe' movie, one might ask? Well, it will be on the trusty shelves of your local video store, probably behind a director's cut of 'Dances With Wolves'....

And what have we all learned today, children?
is it
a)Japanese women just can't resist Tom Cruise?
b)Kevin Costner is cool?
c)Daniel Day-Lewis is pretty handy with a bow and arrow?
or could it be
d) Hollywood SUCKS.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: A tad worked up. Can you tell?
Looking: I don't know.. same old Piper. Tired. Dishevelled. Generally messed up.
Quote In My Head: 'You're angry because they make you wear a dress' Nathan blah blah from 'The Last Samurai' Tom Cruise thinks he's funny...
Pondering: Why would you get down and dirty with the guy who killed your husband? Especially if your not just doing it to cut his throat afterwards while he's sleeping... cos that would be acceptable...
Wanting: A Samurai sword. Now that would be something...

Rest in peace Hannah.
Too sensitive and beautiful for this world.
If only you could have held on a little bit longer, I know you would have been fabulous.
You will be forever missed.
Piper Quinn sends you her love, wherever you are, I'm sure it's someplace good because you were one of the sweetest people I have ever met.

Chapter two of 'Sliding Into Apathy' is being BETA read right now, except of course my BETA now has a job and thinks she's too GOOD for it...
Just kidding.
In other news, Piper Quinn went to see 'S.W.A.T.' again with her good friend Sally, who Piper then converted to Jeremy Renner Obsession.
Piper Quinn saw him first...

Anyway.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Like I have my work cut out for me and uni starts at the end of next month....noooooo
Looking: Uncharacteristically religious, with my pretty hail mary beads or whatever the hell they're called. Rosary Beads? Whatever, they're pretty and shiney.
Quote In My Head: 'i 4 u' A name of one of Guy Sebastian's songs on his album. Guy, I love you to death but WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Pondering: If I could brave scary, scary needles and get a tattoo without freaking out completely and trying to strangle the tattoo artist. It's happened at the dentist... Piper Quinn was asked to leave with only two of the four teeth that needed pulling removed. Good times...
Wanting: The other disk of 'Resevoir Dogs' the fucking video store only gave me the disk with the special features on it... They want me to go all the way back and get the other disk with the actual movie. Atlantic Video; You. Really. Suck.

Piper Quinn had a kick-ass birthday party on the 14th and got very drunk on cowboys, scotch and dry and some weird shit in a classy blue bottle....
All in all, a good night.
She is, however, all partied out after that and last night's faaaaabulous cocktail party -Thank you Becky and Sophie, enjoy the hangover- AND having to go to work the next morning, and will now concentrate on getting my twisted Caleb story out there...
Over and most definately out. Like A Light.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Pretty good, considering...
Looking: Unwillingly grungy; chipped nail polish, feral hair and smudgy makeup. A good look, I'm sure...
Quote In My Head:
"What kind of cocktail is that?"
"A Children."
"Do you mean 'Chilton'?"
"Probably..."
-Us last night. Absolute class...
Pondering: Why can I never write more than 500 words at a time until inspiration COMPLETELY fails me? And why do people I hardly know insist on the cheek-kiss? So not down with that....
Wanting: To see 'S.W.A.T.' once more before it stops playing in the cinema. So many hot guys, so little time....

Piper Quinn knew it.
Colin Farrell, you are losing your charm my friend. Losing. Your. Charm.
First, you dye your hair a God forsaken shade of vile blonde (don't give me any crap about how it's just for a movie...)and then you KILL Brian Gamble.
Ok, it was just a movie and your character kills him and he doesn't really exist... but STILL.

Pretty boy Gamble

You should really get to know Brian Gamble (Jeremy
Renner)... if Jim (Colin Farrell) hadn't killed
him! Gamble is not a bad person, he just got
pushed over the edge, he had a chance to kill
Jim, but he didn't. Yet Jim dragged Gamble on
to a train track... when the train was coming!
And Sadly, our beloved Gamble got ran over...
damn Jim...

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Piper Quinn shall resurect him and he shall be her new 'special friend'.
Him and Elijah Wood...
Piper Quinn has a blue eye fetish.
Lets just ignore the fact that he seems to be wearing copious amounts of eyeliner in this picture and just MOVE RIGHT ALONG.
Damn Jim indeed.

So Piper Quinn do your want to talk about it?
Feeling: Jeremy Renner love.
Looking: Waaaay too cheerful for 4am. Piper; GO TO BED.
Quote In My Head: 'I'm having a problem with cancer..' -'Life As A House' Don't ask me why I watched it... I had no choice... Damn you Julie...
Pondering: Why is the video clip for 'Trouble' never on? If I see the new Jay Z clip ONE MORE TIME I swear I am going to OPEN A VEIN. I need a Jeremy Renner fix... He's a drug. Seriously, you have been warned.
Wanting: Do I even have to TELL you what I want right now? I didn't think so...

i have seen shannon's (australian idol runner-up) video clip. oh god. run for your dear non-shannon lives. it's hideous and aussie-battler to the max. piper quinn is anti aussie battler becuase she is lazy, enjoys hungry jacks, smokes too many cigarettes and doesn't work (unless you count her job, which doesn't really count becuse she reads magazines and makes forts out of chip containers.)
anyway, back to shannon. who sucks. and that's about it. guy beat you loserface. go back to your farm and die.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: worked up and tired- so contradicting!
Looking: Like an employee in my work outfit. i'm cool.
Quote in my head:"What about meeeeeeee?" [Shannon's crappy song]
Pondering: Why didn't i steal cookies from work?!?! I'm hungry!
Wanting: Cookies and Elijah Wood and the pretty herbal cigarettes from work and Angel DVD's and a life.

Piper Quinn decided to get back into the loop and finally watched 'S.W.A.T.'
Her love for Colin Farrell has faded slightly... He sadly lacked anything that made Piper Quinn want to give him a lap dance in this role.
But that's ok. How? Because Piper Quinn focused all her attention onto the lovely Jeremy Renner.
Ah, new obsessions.
Michelle Rodriguez was fabulous (as always) but played the exact same character she plays in every other film she has ever done (as always). But oh well.
Back to Jeremy Renner.
Love him. So much.
And he played the bad guy. I hate the good guys, I want them all TO DIE.
Do you hear me, pretty-boy Bloom?
Heroes are so very, very overrated.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Shiney and new.
Looking: Like I could REALLY use a Red Bull. Soverytired.
Quote In My Head:
"...Boxer was my friend"
"He was my friend too"
"Stop crying. You can buy new friends."- Some guy (don't know, don't care), Gamble (Jeremy Renner), and Alex whats-his-name (Olivier Martinez) from 'S.W.A.T.' In that order. Colin, you were crap. You don't deserve a quote.
Pondering: How did Colin Farrell go from his role in 'Tigerland' to this? How?
Wanting: To watch every Jeremy Renner movie EVER MADE. Even the creepy one he did where he played a serial killer. And a necrophiliac (If that IS how you spell it). I can handle that. Possibly...

Kurt Nilsen is the World Idol and Piper Quinn is very happy.
So proad of everyone who voted.
The world is not as shallow and vile as Piper Quinn once thought. Thank God...
However, Piper Quinn is reeling because of Guy Sebastian's sixth place. She blames the song selection, Guy would have floored them all with 'When Doves Cry'.
Stupid, stupid Simon Fuller. You must suffer.
Piper also thinks that the lovely Will Young was also jipped when he recieved fifth place. He sung well and was just adorable and very likeable. Even though Piper Quinn prides herself on being a hater, she was completely charmed by Will.
The South African guy was hot but COULD NOT SING FOR THE GOD-DAMN LIFE OF HIM AND DID NOT DESERVE TO BE RANKED HIGHER THAN WILL AND CERTAINLY NOT GUY.
Kurt Nilsen was faaaaabulous and Piper Quinn wishes him all the best.
Piper Quinn also loves the way Kelly Clarkson tried her very hardest not to look completely pissed that she was getting her ass kicked by someone who had been described as a Hobbit by the judges. Nice try luv, but no cigar.

Piper Quinn has come to the halfway point of the second chapter of her story 'Sliding Into Apathy'. Hopefully the whole running on four hours sleep a night won't hinder the story's progress...
Over and out.

So Piper Quinn Do You Want To Talk About It?
Feeling: Love overload. Guy, Kurt, Will etc.
looking: Lively.
Quote In My Head: "You have the voice of an angel, with the face of a hobbit." Australian World Idol judge Ian 'Dicko' Dickson on Kurt Nilsen.
Pondering: Is Kelly Clarkson currently having a tantrum? I bet she is. haha.
Wanting: More Idol mania. It's like a drug...

Piper Quinn hates Xmas.
It combines her three most hated things
Children
Animals
and cult-like religion.

Oh, and Happy New Year or whatever.
Piper Quinn has a brand, spanking new Jack Daniels-New Years Eve-Hangover.
Pain.

Anyway, the following are random sentences and useless information.

*'Return Of The King' Has huge slash potential, particularly the end when all the hobbits climb into bed together. Slashers rejoice... Go to town.

*Hello Andre, my good, good friend who promised to visit my site. If you're not reading this you damn-well-friggin-should-be you lazy bastard. How's the hangover, by the way?

*Orlando Bloom is crap and has no purpose. He was in 'Return Of The King' for like, literally, 20 minutes or so and spent that time doing ridiculous stunts and stating the fucking obvious. "A diversion" or "The horses are restless." Anyone who has seen the movie will understand my pain. Death.

In other news, chapter 2 of 'Sliding Into Apathy' is currently in progress. The Queen of hangovers shall brave her head-splitting migraines and write for you, my pretties.

So Piper Quinn Do You Want To Talk About It?
No. My head hurts.

I know I just updated two seconds ago, but i had to post this as a tribute.

Doyle

Francis Doyle-Sure, you died, but to save all of
humanity. Secretly, you loved Cordelia and
secretly, she loved you back despite the half
demon factor.

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doyle

you're Doyle!!!No doubt the coolest person on the
show!Hey, you're also Irish!

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doil

You're DOYLE! You've got a great sense of humour,
and you love getting drunk!

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Doyle

You are Doyle. It was nice knowing you while you
lasted.

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Now Piper's all sad.

You should have all seen this coming a mile away.

mike

You are Mike, congrats, you are loyal, a truly good
man, who get confused at times but all ways
ends up on, top we all know you and brian will
be together one day.

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Ah, Brian. I couldn't resist.

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YOU ARE BRIAN!!!!!! egotistical, self obsorbed ,manwhore

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Add the lovely Justin and our favourite love triangle is complete.

qaf

YOU ARE JUSTIN!!!!! you are young ,sexy, artistic ,and at your sexual
peak.

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So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: QasF love
Looking: Tired and dishevelled.
Quote In My Head: 'Don't hate the player, hate the game.' -the loverly Hal Sparks.
Pondering: Is there really only going to be 4 seasons of QasF? Can there really be life on Monday nights without it?
Wanting: Icecream. I have a craving, it makes no sense. maybe I'm pregnant.....
Hal Sparks will be relieved to know he is NOT the father.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
I hate to sound like a godforsaken fangirl but...
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Piper Quinn just got an email from Hal Sparks and is tres excited.
Just incase some people are RETARDED and don't know who that is... he plays Michael on 'Queer As Folk' and is quite fabulous.
Especially since he wrote to Piper Quinn.
Here's the email:

~*~*~*********~*~*~

HI,

At last count?......42....
I am so happy that little Guadalupe is finaly employed! Now I don't have to paychild support anymore, phew! 5 down ...35 to go...

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Hal

---------- Original Message -------------
Subject: Just how many children have you fathered?
Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2003 13:04:29 +0000
From: "Piper Quinn"
To: fanmail@halsparks.com

Hi.
Just a quick note to tell you that yes; I really love Queer As Folk and Michael is my favorite and you are very talented, but more importantly: Have you seen that Portuguese movie 'Central Station'?
You should really see it because the little kid in it is the SPITTING IMAGE of you.
Don't take this the wrong way, it's a good looking kid (I say this in a completely non-child molestering way...), but the question remains: Just how many children have you fathered, exactly?
You have kids all around the world you don't even know about, don't you? Don't lie to me, Piper knows...
I'm beginning to think Hal Sparks is a bit of a player....
Watch the movie, seriously. It will scare you.
All the best,
Piper.

~*~*~**********~*~*~
How good was that?
He seems really great, but we all already knew that. Hal Sparks, I love you and will now be forced to either stalk or marry you. I could go either way...
Anyway

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: So very, very excited.
Looking: So very, very excited. And repetative.
Quote In My Head: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Pondering: When is Hal Sparks website going to be up? I'm in a Hal-loving mood nowwwwwww. *whinge*
Wanting: To marry, or stalk, Hal Sparks. Fun.

The first chapter of the Caleb story is now up.
However, it's a tad fucked up.
I fixed it up as best I could, but changes made only turn up 24 hours later.
So frustrated. And this time it's not sexual frustration.
I'll put up a link some time soon, and hopefully the formating will be a little less retarded. One can only hope,

Piper Quinn is so beside herself that she almost stopped talking in third person. God forbid.

I feel like I should be writing a Doyle-fic, as a tribute to Glenn Quinn, but Piper Quinn's hands are a tad full at the moment. And she probably wouldn't do Glenn/Doyle any justice.

So Piper Quinn Do You Want To Talk About It?
Feeling: Sentimental, frustrated and useless. Not a healthy combination.
Looking: On the bright side. Trying, anyway...
Quote In My Head:
'Now I�m freezing for you
Burn alive
Wont stop now and still I try
I�m alive
Bleed if I want to
If I want to
If I want to
I�ll bleed if I want to now
And still I try
I�m alive�
- 'Consequence' lyrics by The Butterfly Effect. Clint has a breathtaking voice, kind of like Katie Noonan, is she was a guy and rocked out....
Wanting: Inspiration. Music, people, movies, pictures, anything. I'm all out.

This would have been posted sooner, but Piper Quinn couldn?t fucking log in.

It?s been just over a year since the death of one of Piper Quinn?s favourite actors, Glenn Quinn.
Best known for his role as Doyle from season one of ?Angel?, he was much loved by many, including an obsessive Piper Quinn.
As a tribute, Piper watched reruns of all the episodes of ?Angel? which featured beloved Doyle and got all emotional and mentally punched the writers for not getting Doyle and Cordy together BEFORE the episode in which Doyle died.

As a further tribute Piper Quinn presents *drum roll*.... A flurry of ?Angel? quotes from season one. Rejoice.

~*~*~***********~*~*~
Cordelia (to Doyle): ?You?re alot smarter than you look! Of course, you look like a retard...?

~*~*~**********~*~*~
Angel: ?Ah... Cordelia, I wanted to thank you -so much- for going through those coroner reports because I can imagine how.... not fun it is to read about, you know, coroner stuff...?
Cordelia: ?Lame.?

~*~*~**********~*~*~
Red Demon #1: ?Nick, what?s this??
Red Demon #2: ?You said get a utensil.?
#1: ?This is a shrimp fork. He?s gonna eat the guys brains with a shrimp fork??
#2: ?Well, pardon me if our ancient ancestors didn?t leave behind any former-husband-brain-eating forks.?
#1: ?Get a soup spoon, you moron.?

~*~*~**********~*~*~
Angel: ?What is this??
Cordelia: ?Last week?s coffee. Think of it as... espresso.?
Angel: ?I think my oesophagus is melting.?

~*~*~***********~*~*~
(Angel and Spike are fighting, Cordelia and Doyle come in.)
Spike: ?Cordelia! You look smashing, did you lose weight??
Cordelia: ?Yes! You know, there?s this great gym on..... Hey!?

~*~*~**********~*~*~
Doyle (with mother of all hangovers): ?Oh Godddd. Ugh. You know what would feel really good right now? One of those mind-numbing, head-cracking visions I get from time to time, because that would really kill me, you know??
(Doyle tries, in vain, to get aspirin out of the bottle)
Doyle: ?What? Is there some kind of trick to this or...??
Cordelia: ?I think the trick is laying off the ale, before you start quoting ?Angela?s Ashes? and weeping like a baby-man.?
Doyle: ?Hmmm. Hey, that?s a good book!?
Cordelia: ?So I?ve heard. But I doubt very much that the main characters are Betty and Barney Rubble as you so vehemently insisted last night. Also, I don?t think Oz appreciated being called ?my little Bambam? all night.?

~*~*~**********~*~*~
(Spike is watching Angel from a rooftop. Angel has just saved a young woman and they are conversing. Spike can not hear what the two are saying and therefore improvises. He speaks for both Angel and the woman)
Spike( as woman): ?How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad, hunk of a night thing??
Spike(as Angel): ?No need to, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love, and a pesky curse, defanged me and know I?m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.?
(The girl reaches out towards Angel?s face)
Spike (as Angel): ?No. Not the hair, never the hair.?
Spike (as woman): ?But there must be some way I can show my appreciation??
Spike (As Angel): ?No. Helping those in need?s my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.?
Spike (As woman): ?I understand. I have a nephew who?s gay, so....?
Spike: (As Angel): ?Say no more. Evil?s still afoot and I?m almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel I like so much! Quickly, to the Angel-mobile. Awaaaay!?

Now wasn?t that nice?
Piper sends her love to the afterlife, just for Glenn Quinn.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Sad. The good die young...
Looking: Hot and bothered. damn those 40 degree days. Thank God for air conditioning.
Quote In My Head: ?Is that it? Am I done?? Anyone who saw Doyle?s last Angel episode, ?Hero? will understand. Piper Quinn will not cry. Piper Quinn will not cry.
Pondering: I hear Lindsey?s coming back to ?Angel? in season 5. And I hear he?s freaky and tattooed. Why!? For the love of God, why? I thought he was past all those homicidal tendencies.
Wanting: Doyle back. Piper Quinn will not cry....

Piper Quinn's first chapter of the fabulous Caleb story has just been BETA-read. And they love it! Expect it soon. Very very soon.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Extremely excited about the Caleb story.
Looking: Like an 80's fashionista with ultra-hip sunglasses
Quote in my head:"We graduated high school. How totally amazing."- Ghost World
Pondering: Why isn't Lord of the Rings out now? I need a goddanm Elijah Wood fix!
Wanting: To go down to the park and smoke some cigarettes. It's such a beautiful summer night, niccotine would make it that much more perfect.

The first chapter of Piper Quinn's Caleb story entitled 'Sliding Into Apathy' (Yes she is very influenced by 'Something For Kate') is well and truly on the way.
It is being beta read at this very moment and shall be posted in the not too distant future,

In other news, Piper Quinn's obsession with Mike Vogel grows and she is dragging her friends to see 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' again on Tuesday.
Piper Quinn is tr�s excited.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Love for the cinema.
Looking: Like I slept in until 2pm. I love Sundays.
Quote In My Head: 'Wow, I'm shot. It's strange and kind of painful.' Oz from Buffy. We always awaited Seth Green's second return to Buffy. Then the series ended....
Pondering: If anyone else noticed that the movie 'Wrong Turn' was just a bullshit version of 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' only with freaky, inbred Southerners instead of a chainsaw weilding maniac. Eliza Dushku, what were you thinking?
Wanting: Mike Vogel. So hot.

Ok. I cheated again. But I want both pictures.
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You're Kemper (Eric Balfour). You were going to
propose to your girlfriend, Erin, but all of
that was ruined when you were taken to
Leatherface's basement and killed. It wasnt
the last time she saw you, though. He wore
your face when he killed her best friend.

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You're the hot Andy (Mike Vogel). Your muscles
might be big and strong, but you werent strong
enough to pull your self off of that hook. And
you couldnt run fast enough to get away from
Leatherface. But you died with dignity, by
letting your best friend kill you instead of
the intended killer. If only the rest of them
couldve died like that.

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'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' spoilers ahead.
You have been warned!

Anyway...
Piper Quinn loves horror movies (sometimes) and she loved 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' (to an extent) but now she has to have a giant bitch about why the hell they killed Eric Balfour in the first half an hour.
Why? Why would they do something like that? And don't give me any crap about it being necessary for the storyline...
Everyone knows you don't kill the hot guy until the end of the movie. THE END.
And they killed Mike Vogel directly afterwards. Not really, he was still alive but you didn't get to see him on account of him hanging on a giant meat-hook and all, so it DOESN'T COUNT. What is wrong with these people? The third guy (who lived the longest, mind you) was not NEARLY as hot as Eric Balfour, or even Mike Vogel and it was VERY DISTRESSING FOR PIPER QUINN.
Yes, Piper Quinn is in an extremely shallow mood.
Jessica Biel was quite good though, and almost made up for the lack of hot guys. Almost.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Down and out.
Looking: Also down and out.
Quote In My Head: " I am WAY too stoned for this." The not-so-hot guy from TTCM.
Pondering: Who's decision was it to kill off Eric Balfour? Screw the script. Tell him to take off his shirt!
Wanting: A sequal. They can resurect.

Piper Quinn learnt many things today.
For example, did you know that;
a) according to the RIVETING movie 'Dreamcatcher' aliens speak with British accents?
No? Well how about this...
b) The dates on Piper Quinn's computer are COMPLETELY SCREWED and she doesn't know how to fix them?
Or this...
c) "If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it." - Doug Horton?
It was an interesting day for Piper Quinn.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: love for Amanda Peet and John Cusack, I just saw 'Identity' and they were quite good.
Looking: STRESSED OUT. WHAT IS THE HELL IS THE DATE TODAY?
Quote In My Head: See above. Best damn quote I ever saw. I got it from a Draco/Hermione webpage but I forget which one....
Pondering: Why did they make Todd the drug dealer in 'Go!' crap in 'Dreamcatcher'? WHY?! They destroyed him.
Wanting: A Dreamcatcher. A real one. They're pretty.

Guy won.
Piper Quinn had just arrived at her fuck-shack schoolies destination and was just in time for Australian Idol.
She breathed a sigh of relief when the name 'Guy Sebastian' was called out because now Australia has an Idol winner who actually plays -wait for it- A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.

*Shannon's standing on the stage with a microphone but he don't play guitar*

No, I love Shannon, really I do, but Guy is just fantastic and is gonna blow everyone away at World Idol.
Go Guy. I send you Piper-Love.

So Piper Quinn do you ant to talk about it?
Feeling: More relieved than excited.
Looking: All schoolied out. Damn.
Quote In My Head: "But, I need to get in!" (insert Russian accent)
Pondering: Why does Britney Spears think that orgasaming into a microphone over some pitiful music make a good album? Why? WHY? She's a female version of Orlando Bloom. Nobody over the age of 15 really likes them, yet they're EVERYWHERE YOU TURN. Piper Quinn wants to RUN.
Wanting: Guy to win World Idol. I'm so glad Shannon didn't win in that respect. If he got up on stage at World Idol, competeing against the likes of Kelly Clarkson, the judges would be like "Get. Off. The. Stage."

Piper Quinn saw the Australian idols live at Elders Park and it was fantastic and Guy was Gorgeous.
Shannon was also quite hot, but I stand by my love for Guy.
Piper Quinn is heading off to schoolies to get so trashed she wont remember a god damn thing about the entire week so wish her luck!
Exams are over - onto Harry Potter and Buffy fanfiction.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Relieved... no matter the outcome, it's over.
Looking: All studied out. (like crap, in other words...)
Quote In My Head: 'Hold me closer tiny dancer' Guess what movie was on tonight...
Pondering: Life. In general. My brain is working overtime... it'll pass. Especially after schoolies.
Wanting: To hide the phonebill when it comes. Been voting for Guy a few times too often....

Wow.
After this week there shall be no more Australian Idol.
The competition shall be won by one of the two remaining contestants, hopefully Guy.
But do you know what the best thing about the final week of Oz Idol is?
Piper Quinn wants to sleep with both of the final contestants. Not necessarily at the same time, but you know, whatever...

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Idol fever. Reality tv is a crime, but so goddamn addictive...
Looking: Sleep deprived, but what else is new?
Quote in my head: 'Ruddiger.' Enough said...
Pondering: What the hell is everyone going to watch three times a week now that our Shannon and Guy fix has come to an end? And how many people are so relieved it's finished they want to cry?
Wanting: the pimp coat Guy wore when he sang 'Crazy In Love'. Not really... that thing scared me. Oh God.

Piper Quinn has resolved her lazy ways.
Ok, maby not all of them, but she's workin' on it...
My completely unanticipated Caleb story is up and running. Not up and running as in posted, but the first chapter is well in progress.
Now if only Piper Quinn could be as diligent in studying for her finals...
Inspiration struck me at 12am in the form of Nathan Fillion in a 'Two Guys and A Girl' rerun.
This in no way means that the first chapter will be posted any time soon, for Piper Quinn's writers block is sure to rear it's ugly head.
I'm a pitiful excuse for a writer, I know.
Where's my muse? I want a muse! Can Nathan Fillion be my muse? Or Elijah Wood? Can I have more than one?

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Like I'm going to fail my Geology Exam. Like a bitch. Pessamistic? Me?
Looking: So very, very sleep deprived...
Quote In My Head: 'The pink icecream is Delta Goodrem and the green and brown icecream is Shannon from Australian Idol.' One of Piper Quinn's more intellectual conversations...
Pondering: What is this so called 'Firefly' program that Nathan Fillion was allegedly in? Is Australia that much out of the loop?
Wanting: Guy to win Australian Idol. Shannon is hot, but Guy is so awesome and so adorable I can't even begin to describe it. If he gets voted off tonight, I'm going to cry.

Ok, DEATH to Pitas for fucking with my entries.
But anyway, Piper Quinn is excited because Jerome from Temptation Island has his own website and even though it's not properly open yet, it's still so very good.
I love Jerome. Melissa, forget Michael. Seriously.
Piper Quinn has a friend who is also known as Jerome, but she loves him considerably less...
I also loved Jason and Kara from Temptation Island. Sandra, you really suck.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Tempted.
Looking: Pissed off. Where are my entries? Pitas? Anyone? Anyone? Buellor?
Quote In My Head: "Come on Claire, answer the question. Answer the question Claire!" Technically from 'The Breakfast Club' but I'm giving credit to Todd, the hot drug dealer in 'Go!'
Pondering: Why was everyone being a bitch to Jerome? I missed ONE episode and then everything was screwy. I heard it was Jeff's fault though... figures. Asshole.
Wanting: A temptation Island of my very own. Or just Jerome.

Hey there
Piper Quinn here, fresh from watching the remake of 'Lolita'.
Oh. Dear. God.
Piper Quinn is not disturbed easily as she is quite disturbing herself, but she will take this movie to the grave. For all the wrong reasons.
Dominique Swain should be banned from ever crying in public, think Claire Danes in the death scene of 'Romeo & Juliet' only worse. You didn't think it was possible did you?
Piper Quinn especially loved the scene in which the child pornographer was about to be shot by Jeremy Irons, and decided to run naked through the hallways and pretend to play the piano (!?!).
Anyway. The movie was interesting on many, many, disturbing levels.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: the after effects of too much kava...
Looking: like a revolutionist in my Che Guevara t-shirt (got to che-lives.com. NOW.)
Quote in my head: 'It is impossible to hate with kava in you' (Piper Quinn tried anyway. She is a fighter, not a lover.)
Pondering: Why is Leonardo DiCaprio only cool when he's playing someone with brain damage ala 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape'?

Piper Quinn went to a very cool rock concert last night.
Things she learnt there:
1. The first band was craptastic
2. The drummer (of the 2nd band), who goes to her german school is hot.
3. That she subconciously flirts when scabbing cigarettes.
4. That guys should give signs when they hug. Come on, a bit of maturity would be great!)
5. That kava may taste disgusting, but free pretzels rock my world.
I also feel schizophrenic when I talk in 3rd person, but I love my quirks.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Cold and Hungry (please donate money to the feed Piper Quinn cause)
Looking: All rugged up in pyjamas and fuzzy slippers
Quote in My Head: 'Oh look uncooked pasta... That's a novelty!'

Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

People who wear sunglasses at night
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Hipsters
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Hillary Duff
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The annoying guy on my bus
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Circle VII Burning Sands

John Howard
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Today was an eventful day for Piper Quinn. She has:
a) won a battle (trust me, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW)
b) lost a battle (her football team lost the final)
and most importantly;
c) bought a new outfit. Piper also watched 'Amores Perros' for the fiftieth time and is quite upset that she has to return the video in two days and is thinking seriously about running away with it. I love you, Gael Garcia Bernal. Someone slap me, quick. Over and out.
P.S. BIG shout out to MrSparkL! I send you PiperLove!

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: neutral, everything has balanced out.
Looking: Serene
Quote in my head: 'Why didn't you buy something useful? Like storm-windows'
Pondering: Will the video store hire someone to kill me if I keep 'Amores Perros'? They know where I live....

OK, all the diaryland entries are now safe in thier new pitas home. please forgive for the massive amount of updates but i thought it would be better to get it out of the way. now i must go before i develop a twitch from doing so many entries.

ok, so I cheated on the quiz....
but that doesn't matter because now I have a pretty picture and Piper Quinn appreciates fine things. Gael Garcia Bernal; on a scale of one to ten, you are eleven.

Piper Quinn is quite emotionally unstable.
The re-run of the season 1 finale of Queer As Folk was on.
It is officially the saddest thing ever.
Chris Hobbes is an ASSHOLE.
I want to HUG Justin.
Brian can't want to kill himself, he has so much to live for. Besides, people as hot as him DON'T DIE. They just don't.
Yes, Piper Quinn knows that Justin's OK in the end and that Brian realises just how fabulous he is, but that's just not the point. And yes, Piper Quinn also realises she is talking in third person.
Piper Quinn shall have a MASS WEDDING, in which she will marry;
a) Brian aka Gale Harold
b) Elijah Wood
c) Gael Garcia Bernal
and quite possibly d) Colin Farrell
How lovvverrrly.
Over and out.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: like a blushing bride. Not really, I hate that expression...
Looking: tired. I need a young priest, and an old priest. Gael Garcia Bernal played a priest.... ok, forget the old priest. Bring on the young and oh-so-fine one. (Piper Quinn has issues)
Quote In My Head: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support. Asshole'
Pondering: Why would a bride be blushing? It makes no sense....It's senseless.

Well, Well, Well.
Piper Quinn went to see Pirates of the Carribean yesterday.
Here is her take on it.
*~*
For no apparant reason, Jack Sparrow comes into town. There is a completely piss-weak excuse but the audience doesn't care because he is a GOD. The audience swoons.
Suddenly, that little asshole Will Turner runs up to him.
WILL: Jack, Jack, Elizabeth has been captured! We must save her as she is hardly ever fully dressed and I am almost certain that she puts out.
Jack pulls a sex-god-like face and looks into the camera.
Will tries to copy and fails miserably.
The audience wants to punch Will in the face.
Out of the blue, Anamaria runs up. She slaps Jack and it is SO FUNNY.
ANAMARIA: Guess what!? The casting agent says I can be the token black character as well as the only other female character with more than one line! Therefore there will be only one minority instead of two.
WILL & JACK: Thank God.
They all run off and save Elizabeth. Anamaria conveniantly disappears, she is after all, a minority on so many levels.
Elizabeth is, of course, only half dressed and her and Will stare at each other in a 'Bold and the Beautiful' way. The audience vomits and want to decapitate the oh-so-sensitive Will.
WILL: Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH: Will.
WILL: Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH: Will.
WILL: Jack....uh, I mean Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH: Speaking of Jack-
WILL: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY!
As the camera cuts to Elizabeth, the audience notices that her hair has miraculously gone from flat and stringy to bouncy and cheerleader like. How strange and rather annoying.
ELIZABETH: Actually Will, I was just going to ask where he was....
WILL: Oh.... Wait, Jack must have been captured! We must save him!
They run off and save Jack. The audience claps slowly and sarcastically.
Will is so very gallant and the thirteen year old fangirls all swoon, while the rest of the audience still want to punch him in the face. So very much.
WILL: Jack! Thank God you're ok!
JACK: Yeah, no thanks to you just leaving me here to die, jackass.... I mean, No problem Will.... Now kindly get your hand off my ass.
WILL: Am I turning you on?
JACK: No.
There is an uncomfortable silence between the three.
WILL: I love you Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH: Don't touch me.
It is around this time that the cursed anorexic pirates appear. Elizabeth immediately goes after the monkey because it is obviously much more attractive than her.
ELIZABETH: Skanky little monkey. I'LL KILL YOU!
Will begins to bravely fight the pirates. This is of course COMPLETELY POINTLESS as the pirates are cursed and therefore INVINCIBLE.
The audience wishes that Will would just die.
Jack walks around calmly and is sexy.
Then of course Will gets captured, but everyone is too bored with the fucking repetative storyline to bother saving him and he almost meets his maker. But then doesn't. Damn.
Then in a complete anticlimax, the curse is broken and Will and Elizabeth get it on.... in the most non-sexual kissing scene the audience had ever seen. The audience want to open a vein and can't believe they sat through two hours and ten minutes of this God forsaken movie.
Then Will dies.
Ok, that only happened in my mind.
~*~

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Satisfied
Looking: Like a woman on edge.
Quote in my head: "Wind! Water! Earth! Fire! Gay!.... I mean Heart!"
Pondering: Does Orlando Bloom think he's cool? Does he? THINK AGAIN BUDDY.

paying out orlando bloom is just too much fun...
*Piper Quinn prepares for the onslaught of flames by Bloom-Loving fangirls...

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Looking: haha
Feeling: hehe
Quote in my Head: "There is a shadow and a threat growing in my pants."
Pondering: hohoho

i just found a harry potter fanfic dedicted to one of my two favorite ships: Draco/Ginny. & it's by cassandra claire the person who got me addicted to d/g in the first place.
oh yeah, just read a sneak peak of chapter 14 of Draco Veritas... Ms. Claire, I love your work, even though I've gone through a stage of not liking the Draco trilogy lately... (don't flame me cassandra claire lovers!!) I believe that this new chapter will restore my faith...

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it:
Feeling: DracoLove!!
Looking: Like a rebel without a cause with an untucked shirt and no school tie.
Quote in my Head: "Oh, the Olsen twins are total coke heads for sure..."
Pondering: When will the next chapter of Draco Veritas be out? *resumes desperate fangirl status...

I have a brand spanking new obsession to add to my long list of current ones.
It is *drum roll please*...
The very fine Gael Garcia Bernal.
One day, when I'm not feeling so lazy I shall join his fanlisting. And if he doesn't have one, I'll cry.
Everyone should go forth and check out the webpages about him. So hot. So many impure thoughts.
Go with God people, go with God.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: completely smitten
Looking: Like I haven't brushed my hair in a hell of a long time. Which I haven't...
Quote in my head: Those aren't spirit fingers. THESE are spirit fingers.
Pondering: Why aren't I doing the 50 odd assignments I have due by the end of the week? I'm going to end up jobless and living in a hovel...Great.

gasp oh well what can you do, until then i thought this was funny and oh so true...

Hi there.
I feel I need a warning to go with this entry, or I will be assasinated by scorned 10-15 year olds. Then again, they don't know where I live...
Anyway....
I have been a busy girl, I've been sick for a few days so I was catching up with my e-mails and web surfing when something struck me. Every second thing I see on the net is about Pirates of the fucking Caribbean.
Goddammit.
Now, I'll admit that I'm an avid Johnny Depp worshipper, He is a god, Even in this sucky movie, but what is with the whole Orlando Bloom obsession? Silly girls (and boys), have you been brainwashed? Of all the pretty boys out there, why him?
Given the choice between Johnny Depp and little Orlando Bloom, why would anyone in their right minds choose Bloom? Why? WHY? It just doesn't make sense.
Now take note children; Johnny Depp is a real man, while Orlando Bloom is androgenous and a pretty pin-up boy (NOT a good thing)hense the campy pouts and pansy poses, something you just wouldn't see Depp doing. And what's more, if all else fails, you get the feeling that Johnny Depp could provide for you.
Lets just all hope that when the hype dies bown, little boy Bloom will just fall of the face of the earth, never to be seen again. Then all who worshipped him will say things like "Now, who was that guy...you know, the pretty one? Never mind..." And the people shall be forsaken no more.
Man, that felt good.
Maybe I should see the stupid movie. Johnny Depp's in it. That's good. So is Orlando Bloom. That's Bad. Choices...
Marry me Johnny Depp....

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: All worked up
Looking: Like the undead. In a fabulous way, of course...
Quote in my head: "We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world"
Pondering: Why does Johnny Depp chose to do movies that consecutively SUCK and BLOW. You're better then that...

i think this is the best way to describe the formal after party, it made me laugh it made me cry&friend, on a scale of 1 to 10, you are 11.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: a l l s t r u n g o u t
Looking: like i've got road kill n my feet with my fuzzy slippers
Quote in my head: "And you were like woah..." Finding Nemo
Pondering: Why is sweet sweet Lam in a gang?!?!?

I love fan fiction. Really, I do.
But WHY do some people just abuse their rights and choose to post crap work? They all KNOW it's crap and that their characters are BLATANT Mary Sue's but they still post their God forsaken stories. Why? It makes no sense.
Fanfiction.net has some great stories, for example, 'The Lord's Work' under Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, it's really well written and everyone should check it out. It's under my favourite stories on my ff.net profile.
I, being a huge Caleb fan, am particularly distressed about the terrible Caleb stories surfacing. Caleb and Mary Sues do not mix. Oil and water children, oil and water. If you're not going to write him properly, just let him rest in peace. For the LOVE of GOD.
Ok, that was my whinge for the day.
Over and out.

>So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: mildly distressed
Looking: manic
Quote in my head: "My name isn't fucking Warren!"
Pondering: When season 3 of 'Queer As Folk' is coming out here. Come onnnnnn!

Well.
Just saw the last episode of Buffy.
NOT HAPPY.
Why did Anya and Spike die? Why didn't Kennedy the bitch from hell die? Why didn't Caleb get a better death pun? 'He had to split'!? What the HELL was THAT? Caleb was cool and deserved better.
Anyway, I have been working on the characterisation of the kids in my HP fanfic and here's what my twisted mind has come up with:
Draco: a mixture of Spike from Buffy, Brian from Queer as Folk and Todd from 'Go!'
That's kinda all I've come up with. I'm just too depressed right now.
Over and Out

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Completely and utterly jipped.
Looking: Like a person in mourning.
Quote in my head: 'If you get killed, I'm telling.'
Pondering: What the HELL IS WRONG WITH JOSS WHEDON?

well this one's for jared, who will never know the true piper quinn. happy birthday my friend and thanks for the hangover.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: indifferent
Looking: like an 80's leftover (in my mind)
Quote: 'Tell me when will you be mine...
Pondering: Why can't I cover my collages properly?

i'm going to end up:
*poor
*homeless
*lonely
school sucks
and i'm having a whinge. And NO, I don't want to talk about it.

Hi.
So, the HP fanfic still isn't up.
(Yes, it was started almost six months ago, but attention to detail is a good thing.)
But, hurray, hurray, Piper Quinn has posted a short Buffy fic on Fanfiction.net called 'Waiting For Distance And Buying Some Time'. The fic is set after the episode 'Dirty Girls'.
It's kinds dark and Angsty, most probably because the majority of the story was written well past midnight.
Piper the insomniac strikes again.
Check it out if Buffy's your thing.
Over and Out.

Feeling: slightly triumphant
Looking: Smug and also quite tired...
Quote in my head: "You'd think they'd never seen the apocolypse before." -Buffy
Pondering: Why I never noticed just how cool Randy Harrison is.

'This is not real, this is not really happening. You bet your life it is.'
Hello Cornflake girls (and possibly boys).
A sad time is apon us. Buffy the Vampire Slayer has met her demise and she has taken the much loved series, the symbol of my teenage years, with her.
Gone for good is the endless supply of priceless quotes.
Thank God for re-runs.
Over and out.

So Piper Quinn do you want to talk about it?
Feeling: Like an asprin in water.
Looking: Like a leftover from Salem.
Quote in My Head: "Aaaaaaafirmative!"
Pondering: Why they don't play the re-runs of 'Queer as Folk' in order.

First of all I thought it was a great book and found that at the beginning I was having trouble getting into it. I decide this came down to the the fact that I had waited so long for the book and my expectations were to high so once I had pulled my head out of the clouds I really got into it.
One of the things that I constantly remembered whilst reading is that Harry is now 15 and that means... PUBERTY!!! All his mood swings, anger and hormones have kicked into gear and remembering this helped me see that Harry and his friends are no longer 11 and children but are on the brink of adulthood and a war with the most powerful wizard ever known. Throw in exams, troubling female problems (Cho) and a facist dictator (Umbridge, how I want to kill her!) and Harry and his firends definetly have reason to be depressed and angry! I think JK Rowling has done an excellent job in bring all the charcaters into teenagehood and I know I've felt like Harry a couple of times and I'm not even facing Voldemort!
I was most impressed with Ginny, she is my fave charcacter in fanfiction but I was starting to get sick of her being all defensless in some fics. She now has a bold new voice and Fred and George's influence on her has been good! Speaking of Fred and George I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM! This book needed comic relief and they bought it on by the gallon! I'll miss them not being at Hogwarts but at least they've opened a Joke Shop so thousands of fanfiction writers can breathe in relief that something has happened that we predicted!
I think everyone should remember that a kindhearted and decent Draco is only a figment of Fanfiction's imagination. He's bad to the bone and every year he gets even more repulsive. I would be able to hate him more if Tom Felton hadn't made him so hot! I hope that him and Harry have a huge duel, I can kind of see it coming due to Draco's scathing threats to Harry after Harry gets Lucius put in jail- BRING ON A DUEL!!
Another great thing about Book 5 was the creation of Dumbledore's Army. It's great that students are taking charge and I loved the way Neville is becoming stronger and bolder- Him and Ginny were my personal favorites in the book. Personally, I would have loved to have seen Neville take down Bellatrix to avenge his parents but I can see him doing something corageous in the next books. I was in tears when Bellatrix was torturing him!
Dumbledore's revalation that Neville could have been in Harry's place was very interesting and I thought one of the best parts of the book- it just goes to show that nothing is as it seems in the world of Harry Potter!
I also thought Snape's character was defined more in book 5, I can just see many people brain storming new fics about an emotinally unstable Snape which is a big change to the icy persona we're used to!
To conclude I give JK Rowling a big pat on the back and I wait impatiently for Book 6. My sympathies go out to all the fans of Sirius Black- he will be missed, both in fanfics and the stories.

Good morning!
Piper the insomniac here, just letting you know that the first three chapters of my yet-to-be titled Harry Potter fanfic shouldn't be too much longer.
I felt it was better to post them all together, rather than just the first chapter.
At the moment it's still slightly all over the place, but it's coming together and just needs a little TLC.
over and out.
~*~ Draco Malfoy Forever~*~

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